October 5, 2006 - O'Reilly: Oprah does not like me
On October 4, O'Reilly released another of
his "Bill's Backstage Video Conversations"
for premium members of his Web site.
Think of it as Taxicab Confessions for
fundamentalist Christians.
In one viewer letter, Bill was asked why he
hasn't teamed up with Oprah on fighting
child predators. Apparently, Bill has tried to
get on the Oprah show but was shot down.

We know it's hard to believe. After all, Bill O'Reilly is the Toni Morrison of Fox News.
Here's how Mr. O put it:
"I tried to get on the Winfrey program with my book O'Reilly Factor for Kids. Apparently Miss
Winfrey does not like me, all right? I know her a little bit. We worked for the same company
years ago. I have nothing against her. I've never had a cross word with her. But apparently my
style or my persona is offensive to her. So we can't link up, unfortunately, 'cause it would be a
good thing."
Sorry Bill, we can't see Oprah screaming and pointing at her audience members as they stand and
cheer to, "YOU get a No Spin mug! YOU get a No Spin Mug! EVERYBODY GETS A NO SPIN MUG!"